Yes, unbelievably there was a time when people were actually paid to listen to this stuff.
Pete Wylie - Diamond Girl
Owen Paul - Pleased To Meet You
Hipsway - Long White Car
Al Jarreau - L Is For Lover
Van Morrison - Got To Go Back
Stephen Duffy - Wednesday Jones
Samantha Fox - Hold On Tight
Five Star - Rain Or Shine
Gladys Knight and Bill Medley - Loving On Borrowed Time
The only ones that set the charts alight were "Walk Like An Egyptian" and "Rain Or Shine", which were both Top 5 hits. Even Samantha Fox fell a little, uh, Flat.